OK. I decided to tell people about my blog. I no longer only have one reader. I have like 8 or something.
Now I'm really anxious that I've said lots of offensive or revealing things that no one wants to know about. What if all my readers are sports-loving, taco-eating robots that don't think I'm funny?
I know! I'll capture your attention by talking about Britney Spears. You see, I love Britney Spears.
I even saw her in concert when I was 11.
I just really like her.
The pressure got to me and I can no longer think of anything to say at all....
I like hot dogs?
But that's a lie. Ponies are only 50% as excellent as full-sized horses.
Because they are only 50% as big, I guess.
Anyway... if I haven't scared you away yet, stay tuned. I'll try to post something awesome soon.